There should be some sort of government funding to study this. In any case, one of the infamous Pattaya girls opened a bottle of Coke with her vagina. Pageant Mom asked for a volunteer from the audience to hold the ping pong paddle, but since no one was offering, she ended up taking the helm of that task herself.Not much fanfare, and it was all over pretty quickly. I figured that the candles would be on a cake, or perhaps a muffin (I mean, how appropriate would that be? A Thai girl made her way to the stage, laid down on her back, planted her feet firmly on the stage floor, then arched her back up so her lady bits faced Pageant Mom.Most of the audience seemed to be enjoying the show about as much as the Thai girls performing did.There were more stony faces than Easter Island in the room that night.
And the giggles whenever someone says twat, or vajajay, or hoo-haw or any other slang for a dame’s private parts are at about the same level as well. But wait…you see, it’s not limited to only ping pong balls. Although it may seem unusual to many Westerners, it’s pretty much a staple in Thailand nightlife.And I do consider myself to be open-minded, I mean, I have been kissed by a ladyboy in Koh Samui before. Pattaya certainly lives up to its reputation as “Sex Capital of the World.” Most of the sex tourism that happens here is centred in and around Pattaya’s Walking Street (although there is another fairly large girlie gogo bar/ping pong show enclave in the Pattaya Soi 6 area.) Now how exactly can I describe Walking Street in Pattaya to you?If you’ve been to Bangkok, it’s like the Patpong Red Light District in Bang Rak off of Silom Road.Outwardly I’d always been vocal about how disgusting and demeaning towards women these types of sex shows were, but secretly, well that was a different story.I always wanted to catch a glimpse of Thai girls doing vaginal acrobatics. Little did I know that I wouldn’t be the one blowing out the candles though. WARNING: The rest of the post contains some pretty graphic language about sex and sex workers.