They will turn your round irises into heart shapes. It may look like they’re just randomly mixing stuff in a bowl, but in reality, they are brewing perfection. And when you try to ask for the recipe, they don’t have it. Why they include the avocado’s seed is another mystery. You will want to hug them even if it’s 39 freaking degrees outside…which is not that uncommon since in most areas of Mexico it’s always either spring or summer. They ask this because they prefer to cook than eat out (and not only because of the money).
Onions, tomatoes, lemon, an avocado, and its seed — that’s the perfect recipe for a cabron’s daily nutritional need. Think of it as a bear taking control of your body (but remember, biting is only allowed if you agree to it)! ” Seriously, when they say this, they’re not trying to get into your pants (at least not the first time…even though it happens).
C’mon, who doesn’t like to be asphyxiated by love and affection?
Mexican girls have every attribute anyone would want…until they get mad at you, of course.
I’d also like to recognise the patience of those women who transform each of their fingernails into tiny masterpieces, even if most of the time they end up looking like miniature wedding cakes.
And I’m not referring to that issue we Mexicans have with self-prescription.
If she hasn’t decided which shoes she’s wearing or hasn’t picked up her ever-faithful handbag, she’s far from ready.
Mexican women have been historically recognized for their strong temperament and rebelliousness.
From the masterful use of a teaspoon for eyelash curling to the amazing ability to draw a perfect eyeliner line during a bumpy bus ride, Mexican women know makeup.Passion is just another way of saying quick tempered.Sooner or later you’ll discover there’s a dark side that lurks behind those pretty eyes.Living in a society with strong gender problems has influenced the character of Mexican women; they’re assertive and never afraid to express themselves freely, and those are two reasons why you don’t want a Mexican girl as an enemy. Sometimes I wonder, “Do Mexican men ever lie to women? You might not understand it, but I’m sure you’ll get to memorize the exact words because it reflects sincerity. You might even be forced to tell them, “Please, don’t be too nice.